Ode To My Rift Warrior’s Armor

Don’t you wonder sometimes what they’re thinking when they design armor sets?  I suspect they’re just being cheeky some days.  I found myself singing this song:

My Cheeks Are Out,

My Cheeks Are Ouuuut,

I Just Gotta Shout,

Cause My Cheeks Are Out

I’m Feelin’ A Breeze,

Oh Couldn’t I Please,

Have Armor That Goes

At Least To My Knees,

My Cheeks Are Ouuuuut.