Ode To My Rift Warrior’s Armor

Don’t you wonder sometimes what they’re thinking when they design armor sets?  I suspect they’re just being cheeky some days.  I found myself singing this song:

My Cheeks Are Out,

My Cheeks Are Ouuuut,

I Just Gotta Shout,

Cause My Cheeks Are Out

I’m Feelin’ A Breeze,

Oh Couldn’t I Please,

Have Armor That Goes

At Least To My Knees,

My Cheeks Are Ouuuuut.

Female Armor Bingo

Via Facebook (where else would something so odd show up?), the perils of female armor: