There Was a Khajiit from Elsweyr

Going through my old notebooks.  This was written for an “Elder Scrolls Limerick Contest”.   I hope I didn’t enter it in the contest.

There was an old Khajiit from Elsweyr
Who lay in a ditch of matted hair
When his village found out
They filled him with stout
Rolled him, patted him, & left him there.